District® Women's Perfect Tri® Racerback Tank - "Pickleball: Cheaper Than Therapy"

Let's be real: Your therapist charges $200 an hour to listen to your problems. Your pickleball court? Free (or like $5). The mental health benefits? Priceless. The ability to aggressively smash a ball while calling it "exercise"? That's just smart life planning.

Why This Tank Is Your New Best Friend:

The District Perfect Tri® fabric is softer than your opponent's ego after you serve an ace. This racerback tank moves with you through every dink, drive, and dramatic dive for the ball—all while keeping you cool when the competition (and the sun) heats up.

The Math That Actually Makes Sense:

• One therapy session: $200

• One year of pickleball: $60 court membership

• The satisfaction of yelling "OUT!" at strangers: Absolutely free

• This tank: A fraction of the cost and way more fun

Technical Specs for the Serious (But Not Too Serious) Athlete:

• Ultra-soft tri-blend fabric that feels like a cloud

• Racerback design for maximum mobility and minimum tan lines

• Moisture-wicking so you stay dry during intense rallies

• Lightweight enough to forget you're wearing it (but stylish enough that you won't want to)

Side Effects May Include:

• Sudden urge to explain pickleball rules to anyone who will listen

• Compulsive court booking at 6 AM

• Telling your actual therapist "I'm good, I've been playing pickleball"

• Receiving knowing nods from fellow picklers in public

Because sometimes the best therapy is a perfectly executed third-shot drop and a group of people who understand that "kitchen" means something entirely different on the court.

Prescription: 3-5 games per week, or as needed for sanity maintenance.

District DM138L District ® Women's Perfect Tri ® Racerback Tank.

• 4.5-ounce,

• 50% polyester

• 25% combed ring-spun cotton

• 25% rayon

• Tear-away label

• Back neck tape

• 1x1 rib knit neck and arm holes

• Curved hem